Adulting Gold Stars

Adulting Gold StarsSize: 4x6 gold star gold stars folded laundry got out of bed didn't get fired wasn't petty didn't give up didn't cry was on time shaved legs didn't his snooze made a phone call put on pants washed hair went to the gym you did the thing kept the kids alive took my meds didn't snap didn't commit murder adulted drove without swearing you tried watered plants wasn't extra survived good job! excellent! well done! superb!

I locked my keys in the car

the world needs all kind of minds

STEP ONE TO WORLD DOMINATION: CAPTURE THE RED DOT

Perks of being a nurse legally allowed to stab people repeatedly can fart in the room and blame it on someone else brings people back from the dead expert at dealing with a lot of crap

work harder than an ugly stripper

shame on you fool me twice shame on me fool me three times you're good at this and i respect that

here's a bunch of numbers it may look random but it's my phone number

this morning i woke up and the sky was all dark and cloudy i knew right then and there that this was going to be a lovely day

witch witches halloween

happy fucking birthday scripty fancy

I love this journey for you

with great power comes great responsibility