Roadies Vol 4

Roadies Vol 4Size: 4x6 my dear, my heart has no room for you but the trunk of my car definitely does in math we solve for x in life we solve for x u bein a bitch looking like a whole snack god knows my heart but the devil knows my vocabulary fuck around and find out *internal screaming* if you've got your mind made up i won't confuse you with facts just here to workout just here to drink wine just here to sit around just here to drink coffee just here to pet dogs

*formerly labeled Subway Art: Holiday

it's okay if all you did today was breathe

this is true love you think this happens every day

may your cup runneth over unless it's a specimen cup

I work hard so my dog has a better life

thanks for being so much better than my real dad

i love cuddling the shit out of you roses are red violets are blue my naughty thoughts always involve you happy steak and blowjob day

short answer: no

i still believe in heroes

oh look another glorious morning makes me sick

found you nose it was in my business

coronacation 2020 for the first time in history we can save the world by sitting on the couch doing nothing let's not screw this up