DIS-ARM THE LAPD

DIS-ARM THE LAPD100% COTTON. NO PIGS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS SHIRT. Size guide S M L XL 2XL Shirt length (inches) 28 29 31 32 33 Shirt width (chest) (inches) 18 20 22 24 26

WARNING: LOTUS FLOWERS ARE POISONOUS TO CATS

S M L XL 2XL Shirt Length (inches) 26 28 1/2 30 1/2 31 1/2 32 1/2 Shirt Width (inches) 20 22 24 26 28 Sleeve Length (From Center Back) (inches) 18 3/4 19 3/4 20 3/4 22 23 1/4

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XS S M L XL 2XL Body Length (inches) 26 27 28 29 30 31 Body Width (inches) 16 ¼ 18 ¼ 20 ¼ 22 ¼ 24 ¼ 26 ¼

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ANOTHER DESIGN PRIED FROM THE DEAD HANDS OF 9TH CENTURY POET RABANUS MAURUS

S M L XL 2XL Shirt length front (inches) 31 ¼ 32 ¼ 33 ¼ 34 ¼ 35 ¼ Shirt length back (inches) 33 ¼ 34 ¼ 35 ¼ 36 ¼ 37 ¼ Shirt width (inches) 19 ¼ 19 ¾ 21 ¾ 23 ¾ 25 ¾ Chest to fit (inches) 34-37 38-41 42-45 46-49 50-53

PLANTS THAT ARE FOUND NEARLY EVERYWHERE LIFE EXISTS ON EARTH

CHAMPION SPORTSWEAR Size guide

//STOLEN FROM A BOOK OF FLOWER ILLUSTRATIONS FOUND IN YOUR PUBLIC LIBRARY

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