NEIL PATRICK HARRIS

NEIL PATRICK HARRISTired of memoirs that only tell you what ''really ''happened? Sick of deeply personal accounts written in the first person? Seeking an exciting, interactive read that puts the ''u'' back in ''aUtobiography''? Then look no further than ''Neil Patrick Harris: Choose Your Own Autobiography'' In this revolutionary, Joycean experiment in light celebrity narrative, actor personality carbon based life form Neil Patrick Harris lets you, the reader, live his

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Their story offers a shadow history of the science of schizophrenia