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Farts Are Brown Sounds

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Farts Are Brown SoundsHear my chocolate music. BCV #3096 Each card is individually numbered and signed by both Baseball Card Vandals, Beau & Bryan Abbott. It's the only one like it in the world, that's for damn sure

Never trust a Bud Light butt blast

Peed myself again

Blades of glory

Don't let identity thieves fuck your life

The limpest of the biscuits

I'll have a Whiska & Meowntain Dew

so I'll probably continue using the phrase for awhile

A long time ago

Such a 1-Upper

My teammates are assholes and I'm gonna put tarantulas in their pillowcases

Always on my breast behavior

My dumps are the shit

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