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Happy Fucking Birthday Tall Party Straws - Party Straws - 8 Pack

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Happy Fucking Birthday Tall Party Straws - Party Straws - 8 PackHappy Fucking Birthday line of partywares are approved by sassy grandparents and anyone that enjoys a good laugh on their special day! This line of hilarious party products has been regarded by media outlets worldwide as the Official line of adult themed disposable paper products of 2022. This beautifully patterned line of tableware features 8 high quality paper 20 cm straws with glittering fuck you fingers. Turn your next ordinary party into a

Although small in size

Each press will cycle through the seven modes of vibration (3 speeds + 4 modes) and the LED will change and lightly pulse in sync with each mode

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- Weight: 500 grams

Strong buckles add obedience

Its broad head and gently textured ridges are expertly designed to stimulate your G-spot or P-spot

- Bulk Weight: 250 grams

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The handle probe turns the whole body into a lightning rod

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- Detachable power cord for tidy storage

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