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Why Is My Dick Green?
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Why Is My Dick Green?I do not like green dicks and balls. BCV #2221 Each card is individually numbered and signed by both Baseball Card Vandals, Beau & Bryan Abbott. It's the only one like it in the world, that's for damn sure
Get your hands off my hoagie
I just wish my boyfriend had a job like you
That's a double bogey
Don't let identity thieves fuck your life
Oh wait I can't afford that
I fucked Beyonce good
I have exorcised the demons
Not for awhile
I don't approve of this marriage at all
Fuck you I won't do what ya tell me
10 out of 10 people would give "Ten" a 10 out of 10
I can almost guarantee it
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