SKU:51294503937

Couch Humper

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Regular price $35.00 USD
Regular price $75.00 USD Sale price $35.00 USD
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Description

Couch HumperSofa king horny. BCV #3738 Each card is individually numbered and signed by both Baseball Card Vandals, Beau & Bryan Abbott. It's the only one like it in the world, that's for damn sure

Chillin' like a villain

he's my mane man

Are you flattered or horrified

it's a giant glove

Stop wearing this outfit to your friends weddings

Existential meltdown

White men can't jump

Every move you make

That's just the kind of guy I am

BCV #3466-A

Ergonomic workaholic

Straight fucking water

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