Hot & Flashy Vol 1

Hot & Flashy Vol 1Size: 4x6 welcome to your 40s 50s 60s you now have home advil and purse advil where everything hurst and drugs are really expensive hot & flashy swing swingset mood swings? i have the whole damn playground that feeling when your boobs randomly ache what is it girls? is there a storm coming? did little timmy fall down a well? you now sweat while sleeping naked to the twenty somethings that think older women are jealous of them enjoy your next 240

i don't call them new year's resolutions

for someone with no spine you sure have a lot of balls

it's a lifestyle it's a religion if eating cake is wrong i don't wanna be right i smell snow you jump i jump WWTBFCD

i'm only doing this because you called me rude and i take that as a compliment

Inspiration: @livefromsnacktime

how about fuck off and die

thanks for being there even when i'm annoying isn't that just kick you in the crotch spit on your neck fantastic

It's my turn to be selfish I am 87% behind you

basic witch

did "nothing" cancel

grinch i wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole you're a vile one mr

depression: no