Roadies Vol 31

Roadies Vol 31Size: 4x6 the fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers have we checked all the food to see if exploding them makes them into something better or did we just stop with corn every time i get a gray hair i remember that one of my stem cells is like the working conditions here are awful and i am done and i respect that from a labor perspective just checked my horoscope and it says i'm

on bad mowfo i fought the lawn and the lawn won we ride at dawn you're sexy and you mow it the grass is calling and i must mow when the ladies need a trim they call you i came i mowed i kicked grass just here for the grass your ass is grass and i'm the lawnmower

Quality Time: Wanna go to the craft store

don't confuse my attitude with my personality my personality is who i am my attitude depends on who you are

the worst part about cancer isn't what it does to you but what it does to the people you love

skeleton skeleton heart hands keep killin it there are 27 bones in the human hand wanna make it 28

sometimes asking for help is the bravest move you can make

i don't "identify" i am

brain athlete basket case princess criminal when you grow up your heart dies screws fall out all the time the world is an imperfect place we're all pretty bizarre some of us are just better at hiding it demented and sad

toilet paper

you are blind to reality and for that i am most proud

i'm not arguing i'm just explaining why i'm right

i smell children