Snarky Couple

Snarky CoupleSize: 4x6 if at first you don't succeed do it the way your wife told you marriage is just texting each other from different rooms until you die let's grow old and grumpy together never laugh at your wife's choices. you're one of them. sweetie, of course i remember where we keep everything in the house i live here too remember? said no husband ever i'm not arguing i'm just explaining why i'm right vintage couple at dinner

you really deliver wink winky emoji face

can we uninstall 2020

i wish to be entertained i burn for you flawless my dear silhouette

and why am i in this handbasket

i am beautiful boys will love me

despite my face you're still talking

fuck-a-doodle-do to you

i feel like i'm babysitting except i'm not getting paid

" anything you can do i can do bleeding i'm sorry i ovary-acted

there's so much room for activities

handmade with ink road stamps by #roadierak official roadie rak sweet cheeky bow circle angel policy

pretty fly for a small fry get milk or cry tryin breakin hearts and blastin farts oh baby we made this silence is no longer golden it's suspicious i still live with my parents picking baby names makes you realize how many people you hate congrats on the mini me the tiny humans are winning babies are such a nice way to start people what: poppin bottles where: my crib when: 2 am fork spoon spork baby new parents