SKU:14062561278
No Fat Admirals
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Description
No Fat AdmiralsGeneral Frick and Admiral Frack rock these shirts in the north parking lot of the Pentagon as they crank out deep knee bends and work up a good sweat. "1, 2, 3 Putin likes his Pudding. 1,2,3 Ayatollah eats his feelings." Frick and Frack know that at this flag rank, the only thing that worth being fat is their pension! No more looking like a hefty bag and doing book interviews while the war fighter puts the wood to the enemy. Get some!!! This t shirt
serve with a bunch of misfit American patriots 10
They need it
Whether you're drinking your morning coffee
we don't fight godless terrorists without first drinking a little Chai
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
For a casual look
then this shirt is for you
- Semi-fitted
• Side-seamed construction
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton
XS S M L XL 2XL Body Length (inches) 26 27 28 29 30 31 Body Width (inches) 16 ¼ 18 ¼ 20 ¼ 22 ¼ 24 ¼ 26 ¼
or Honduras Size guide
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