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Every Fart Tempts Fate

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Every Fart Tempts FateShart I or shartn't I? BCV #5062 Each card is individually numbered and signed by both Baseball Card Vandals, Beau & Bryan Abbott. It's the only one like it in the world, that's for damn sure

Started from the bottom now I'm here

different age

My future’s so bright I gotta wear bibs

Those copycats are a bunch of pussies

Blades of glory

Do you even prog

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS

I hardly know'er

Kooloo-Limpah

I'm forever a Juggalo and there's nothing I can do about it

Listen up kids don't learn the hard way like I did

NEVER trust a Thanksgiving fart

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