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A Totally Normal Beach Towel...
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A Totally Normal Beach Towel...Other Uses for Normal Beach Towels in case of attack: 1. Counter Offensive Tangle Strangle Implement jackie chan style. 2. Fashionably Conceal Identity. 3. Storm the beach with it tied on the end of a stick and plant that sucker in the ground once you've ANAHILATED enemy teritory. 4. Rip up, tie around head."they drew first blood." 5. Dry off. Beach days are always a bliss showing up with a luxuriously soft and customized beach towel however can add a
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The collar is extra elastic due to ribbed knitting
: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations
50% polyester NuBlend® pre-shrunk fleece
And the greatest of all wisdom: practical wisdom
: 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
Once HCA always HCA
"The enemy is a very good teacher
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48% polyester
Nearly every society has had some form of non-lethal Ritual Violence
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