Mira Ceramic Modern Flower Vase

Mira Ceramic Modern Flower VaseDon?? t you just love Sale cliches? We could say ?? you can?? t afford to miss it??. Or ?? everything must go??. But we both know that?? s not true. What is true is you will save money if you buy these now. You will mildly be pleased with yourself. And you?? ll feel smug that someone else paid more than you. So hurry, save money, feel pleased with yourself, feel smug. Sale must end soon. Or soonish.

or at least Chive's abstract interpretation of one

It was the kind of pink that screamed

Last twice as long

This little ivory number

Navy-hued bloom adorning your living space

It's the kind of ceramic artwork that makes guests say

"It's a statement piece

I assumed she meant a tasteful landscape or perhaps a poster of dogs playing poker

who'd left us with a wall-mounted fish that sang "Don't Worry

I never thought I'd be the type to wax poetic about fake flowers

she'd bought during her "finding herself" phase in college

They're the Einsteins of indoor gardening